Sunday, June 9, 2024

True, if irrelevant facts

 I haven't touched this blog in almost four years, but I felt a long form rant coming on and, rather than inflict this on the people that follow me on the various social medias, I thought I'd pull the wooden stake from the heart of this blog and set it loose on the innocent townsfolk... that could be bothered click on the link. If you're reading this, thanks. Now, to beginneth the rant:

A lot of people are calling Donald Trump a liar. I know; Shock! Horror! A politician lied, alert the media! That is not, however, why he, and by extension his base, are dangerous. This is: his mastery of true, if irrelevant facts. I will further elaborate with my favorite example.

Donald Trump said, in one of his famous pep rally harangues, that "More people voted for him in 2020 than ever voted for any incumbent President running for re-election in history." If you get into the technicality weeds of the numbers, that statement is 100% true; every word. Now, if you say that, and only that, the average Trump voter thinks that he got the most votes, the election was stolen, etc., etc. There are two large caveats to that statement, however. The first is generational: the number of people that were, at the time of the 2016 election, aged 14-17, was much higher than the number of people that would die over the next four years, Covid-19 notwithstanding. Allow me to use 2019 as an example: even with the increase caused by Covid-19, 2.8 Million Americans died of all causes in 2019. However, over 4 Million Americans were born in 2001 and would have achieved voting age in 2019. (Google my numbers if you dispute me; it's a two minute search.)

Simply put: more people vote in every subsequent Presidential election because there are more people around for every subsequent Presidential election. Trump had nothing to do with it and, if you are a believer in vaccines and masks, you might say he actively worked against it, but that's not what we're covering here today.

The second caveat is simple: He got over 73 Million votes, making his statement, out of context, completely true. Joe Biden, however, got over 81 Million votes.

So, politicians lie. Donald Trump lies, Joe Biden lies, all politicians lie sometimes. You can pretty much tell when they're lying. Sometimes, it's when they're telling the truth that they do more damage; out of context, irrelevant truth.

Monday, October 28, 2019

I like Beto, but he's kind of an idiot; here's why:

Every time Beto O'Rourke looks into his shaving mirror, I'm reasonably sure he sees Jack Kennedy staring back at him, and that's a problem. The left has dreamt, deep down in their hearts, of banning assault rifles and taking them away from those that already owned them since long before anybody knew where Columbine was. Beto said it out loud and proud, and it was going to be mandatory. This was going to be his man-on-the-moon-by-the-end-of-the-decade moment, and he just knew it. 

That's not going to happen, not in the way he described, no way, no how. That's why you haven't heard much from him since.

A lofty, worthy ideal to be sure, but impossible. However, a slight modification of his plan would appeal even to some serious wackadoos. My humble suggestion follows... First off, mandatory confiscation of guns will never work; you have to make it voluntary, and nothing works better than cold hard cash. Buybacks won't work unless you make them attractive. I propose a buyback at double, triple, or even quadruple the going rate of what they sell for. Every one out of the public is a win. Now, for every one still out there, be it in private hands or in a gun shop, institute a transfer tax that would make the bluest tax-and-spend Democrat cringe. If you absolutely feel you need an AR-15, you can get one, assuming you are willing to 1) pay through the nose for it, 2) submit to the most invasive background check you've ever had in your life, and 3) accept the fact that if your particular AR-15 is used in the commission of a crime, you are, not to put too fine a point on it, fucked. It won't even matter if it wasn't you pulling the trigger; it will actually be worse on you if it wasn't.

This, of course, is stolen right out of the GOP playbook. In case you didn't recognize it, I'd like to see the left do to assault rifles what the right wants to do to abortions; they're perfectly legal to have under your 2nd Amendment rights. You just might not find them convenient to get. You might not be comfortable with giving up the amount of information you'll have to to get one. You just plain might not be able to afford one. Sound familiar?

In conclusion, Beto, you've got good intentions; I respect that. Your problem lies with your average American not liking being told he can't have something, especially when a very broad reading of the Constitution tells them they're "entitled" to it. And that is you fail...

Wednesday, May 22, 2019

Hey, we got one Republican to join us. Gather your torches and pitchforks!!!

You've been hearing tons of commentary about wanting to impeach Donald Trump. I know, so have I. A whole gallon of gasoline just got poured on to that fire courtesy of one Rep. Justin Amash (R). You've been hearing a lot from the younger members of the Democratic caucus wanting to push ahead, regardless of the caution that leadership members like Nancy Pelosi and Steny Hoyer have been espousing. I've heard that too.

Now, let me tell you why that would be a really, REALLY bad idea.

If you had wanted to impeach Trump, you had a razor thin window of time to do it. It still wouldn't have been your best move, but if you were going for the optics of change, you could have done this: use the period of time between the midterm elections and January to have your staffs draw up articles of impeachment and have them ready to go, and then bring it to a vote on the very first day you are in power. Hell, you should have brought it up as your first order of business.

My friends, that train has sailed.

The instant that the conventional wisdom became "Let's wait for the Mueller Report", the window for impeachment, even as a symbolic gesture, slammed shut. Now, it's way too late. Maybe, if the Mueller Report had come up with something like "When our third corroborating witness to what President Trump did to that sheep on top of the Resolute Desk provided us with 8x10 glossy photos, we knew we were on the right track...", you could have had something. No such luck. Barr got a chance to muddy the waters, the "big lie" of "No Collusion, No Obstruction" got a chance to take hold, and, and the most basic point of all, most people wouldn't understand the law if you hit them with it, fouled up everything Mueller was trying to do. The fact that there is all sorts of legal wrangling about the Mueller Report now, plus even more regarding the underlying evidence of the Report and the other records that the House Committees are trying to subpeona makes it, I'm sorry to say, almost useless for your purposes. But, like everything else in the universe, your biggest enemy was, and still is, Time.

It seems that every Democrat that got a whiff of their own musk and thought "My god, I smell positively Kennedy today!" is running to be the Democratic nominee for President. There are so many of them that the first debate is only a month away, almost a year and a half before election day. Necessary, of course, as the great majority of these folks are not going to get anywhere near shouting distance of making a serious, successful run and the dead weight needs to be winnowed down. But the first debate is important: we went through everybody's speeches and interviews and Joe Biden's "will he or won't he" phase, but when the first debate happens, it is officially GAME ON. When that happens, Donald Trump becomes not only President but also the Republican nominee-apparent for President. (I have no idea who Bill Weld thinks of when he smells his own musk, but more power to him.) If, after The Campaign has begun in earnest, the Democrats impeach him then, that will do more to energize that core group of lemmings that would follow Trump off the nearest cliff than a thousand Nuremburg rallies could dream of. Trump is never more dangerous than when he is being attacked and he can portray himself as The Innocent Victim to his base, and if you don't think he won't do that full throttle if the Democrats give him the opportunity, you haven't been paying attention.

Back to Justin Amash for a minute. (Warning: this is going to sound a tiny bit conspiracy theory; bear with me.) Who among us thinks that a Freedom Caucus, Tea Party Republican gives a damn what the liberal Left thinks or wants? Who thinks that, aside from wanting Trump impeached, that Justin Amash and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez agree on ANYTHING? Right, exactly nobody. Now, Justin Amash easily could be simply a very honorable man and is willing to speak his beliefs, regardless of the censure it might bring from his party and the extreme difficulty it will introduce into any reelection campaign. Then I remembered he's Republican, so that can't possibly be his angle. So what is? Maybe, just maybe, he's got deep rooted Conservative cred coupled with being in a very safe red district that he can afford to go off the reservation for a good cause: that if he goes turncoat, maybe he can goad the Democrats into blindly rushing ahead with impeachment, yelling "The Republicans are cracking and turning against him! Now's our chance!" If they do it, he can help lead them into a Democratic Charge of the Light Brigade and give Trump just the opportunity he wants; if they don't fall for it, Amash has a year and a half for this small blip on the radar to drop out of the collective memory of his district.

So, what should the Democrats do, you ask? As much as it may pain you to hear, they're doing it now. Neal and Nadler are flinging subpoenas at Trump and his minions, they're hauling them to court, and Nancy Pelosi is talking around impeachment. Not talking about it, mind you, but around it. "We'll see what happens in the courts, nothing is off the table", etc. These kind of tactics are, mark my words, making Trump apoplectic. The potential threat of impeachment is way, way worse than having the punch actually land and dealing with it. You, I, and even he knows that he will never be convicted in the Senate. He wants to get it over with, and go into Victim Mode. He wants nothing more than to keep saying "No Collusion, No Obstruction" and, in the manner of "There's no place like home", have it be true. But it isn't, and he's dying the death of a thousand cuts because of it. Patience, dear readers.

A focused, under attack and fighting back Donald Trump will win reelection in 2020. A distracted, worried Donald Trump won't. And that's what will get him out of the White House.

Tuesday, March 26, 2019

Shh... Come here. It's going to be ok.

Ok. I cleared everyone else out; it's just you and me here, and we need to talk. Now I know everything that's happened with the Mueller report and what Barr did to it looks bad. I get it! The right wing is doing victory laps and dancing jigs, looking for their pound of flesh from everyone who thinks did them wrong, and you're a little bummed.

Snap out of it!

There was no way that this was going to end with Mueller taking his report to Capitol Hill, and the House and Senate immediately lighting torches and grabbing pitchforks and marching to 1600 Pennsylvania; I hope you knew that. This was going to end exactly the way it ended: Mueller delivering his report, whoever was AG at the time declaring "Nothing to see here!", followed up by subpeonas and legal battles we haven't even begun to see yet.

It's ok. Really.

Some bad people have gone to jail, or are going soon. The Trump Foundation (aka The Family ATM) has been shuttered. This administration's days of ignoring or simply being rubber-stamped by 100% of Congress are over. And people are forgetting one important thing: Everyone is talking about the Mueller report, and no one has seen it yet; they've seen AG Barr's Cliff Notes version of it.

Imagine this scenario: You're taking a history of film class and you find out right before class that there will be a quiz on The Godfather which, inexplicably, you have never seen. (Just go with me here.) You immediately go to your phone and read the plot summary under the Wikipedia entry for The Godfather, to get the basic plot line down. Now, you may glean just enough to pass your quiz, you may not. One thing is for sure, you're missing a hell of a lot of details that Francis Ford Coppolla probably felt were important. Further complicating things is that the Wikipedia entry could have been written by somebody that loved the movie or somebody that hated the movie; with only a few minutes before class, you didn't have a lot of time or choice in the matter.

That's where we're at now. We haven't seen the Mueller report. We've seen the Wikipedia entry about the Mueller report, written by somebody who 1) wrote it in a very short amount time and 2) wasn't a fan. Until we get the chance to pop some popcorn and go over the whole thing two or three times and then break off into discussion groups about which Trump kid is Fredo, we haven't gotten the whole experience Francis Ford Mueller wants us to have.

The wheels turn slowly, but we've made it this long. Hang in there.

Tuesday, August 7, 2018

No problem, people. The explanation is obvious...

OK, a lot of you are thinking to yourselves "What the F*** is he talking about?" even more than usual. It's ok, I got this; read on.

To wit, let's review what he tweeted, shall we:

And:

Governor Jerry Brown must allow the Free Flow of the vast amounts of water coming from the North and foolishly being diverted into the Pacific Ocean. Can be used for fires, farming and everything else. Think of California with plenty of Water - Nice! Fast Federal govt. approvals.

Tuesday, February 20, 2018

Gun Control

This is, of course, a long overdue topic for action instead of discussion; it's been discussed to death, and that's the problem: it's got lots of company in dying. Therefore, I present to you my solution to the problem, but first, a bit of background.

I was born and lived near or in the state of Maryland for my first 3+ decades. Washington D.C. for most of it, Maryland proper for some. Full disclosure, I was an NRA member for a bit; not because I was any sort of true believer or right-wing "gun nut", before you get the wrong idea; I joined because it let me use their indoor shooting range in Virginia which, as you might expect, is quite nice. I did let my membership lapse once the baggage that came along with it became too much. Now, I bring up my Maryland credentials because 1) I have purchased firearms while living there and 2) Maryland, second only to California, has some of the toughest restrictions on guns in the country but when viewed through the filter of common sense, aren't that tough.

If you want to buy something Class 1, a so-called "long gun", there is no difference in buying one than pretty much anywhere else. You have to fill out paperwork and show ID and all that, but you can pretty much walk out the door of your local gun shop with it. Class 2, on the other hand, is a little different. We're talking handguns here; the kind you can hide in a bulky coat pocket or an under the shirt holster and nobody knows you're armed. Class 2, you buy it, and then you have to wait 7 days to pick it up. In the meantime, your information is sent to the State Police and reviewed. In what I think is a classic in bureaucratic history, if they can't find anything in your background to prevent you from having your gun, your paperwork comes back stamped "NOT DISAPPROVED". "We don't really approve of anybody buying guns, but we couldn't find any reason not to let you have it." What's more, you can only buy one Class 2 firearm every 30 days. There is a loophole around that if you register as a "Collector", but the background check for that goes to a whole other level. In case you are wondering where we go from here, yes there is a Class 3; it covers things like pre-ban automatic weapons (in case you ever found Grandpa's old Tommy Gun from the war in the attic and wanted to sell it) or you wanted you buy a suppressor for your existing guns. Very rare, crazy background check, and an expensive tax stamp to mess with any of that, treading closely into "Why the hell do you need that?" territory.

My proposal is a simple one: Make anything semi-automatic above .22 caliber Class 2, even if it's a "long gun." That's it. Here's what that would do:

1) If you want to go into a gun shop or a Walmart and buy a hunting rifle or a shotgun, then there is no change for you. If it's your kid's 16th birthday and you live out in the country and you want to get them a Ruger 10/22 to shoot tin cans in the back field, then there is no change for you either.
2) If you want to buy something that shoots higher caliber bullets real fast, you need to wait a while. We need to look you over a little bit, just to make sure you don't beat up your wife or have had a stay in a mental institution. You're a salt of the earth kind of person, not planning on doing anything nefarious, you can give us your info and wait a week, can't you? You're looking to buy more than one gun, then you're going to need to wait a good long while OR you're going to need to let us take a real close look at you. You don't mind that, do you?

Now, you can be the most ardent Second Amendment supporter, standing to the right of the ghost of Chuck Heston himself; I still don't see where you can argue with the points I've made here. A very dear departed friend of mine, who definitely fell into this camp, used to complain about chafing under Maryland's rules. However, he even went through the whole process of buying a suppressor that fit several of his guns; his total collection of guns must have numbered more than 50. He never did like my response to his complaints: (looking at his collection) "So, what have you ever wanted that Maryland said you couldn't have, exactly?" Yes, he was a law abiding citizen, and yes, he had to put up with mountains of paperwork and not a little inconvenience to build up his collection and no, he was not the type of person who was ever going to shoot up a school with his guns...

Can you really tell me that paperwork and inconvenience isn't worth it, if it keeps a gun out of the hands of someone that might?

Saturday, December 2, 2017

(Language NSFW) And that's how government works...

OK. Here's where we are at now, and why we still have a chance:

The House passed a bill that gives a huge tax cut to the rich and, for every $1 million in taxes they save, a 1%er gets a coupon that forces a working class person to perform analingus on them. (Tossing their salad, if you prefer.)

The Senate passed a bill that gives a huge tax cut to the rich and, for every $2 million in taxes they save, a 1%er gets a coupon that allows them to sodomize a working class person.

Now, the House and the Senate will pick a select group from their finest brain trusts and hammer out the differences between the two. Maybe it should take $2 million to get your ass eaten instead of $1 million, maybe $5 million gets your balls jiggled in exchange for dropping the butt-fucking altogether, maybe, maybe, maybe...

Anyway, you end up with a sloppier bill that gives both houses a little and really completely satisfies no one (kind of like an orgy at a conservative's house) which goes back to both the House and the Senate and gets voted on... all over again. Maybe the House won't like the compromises, maybe the Senate won't. Who's to say?

If they do agree on and vote to accept each other's compromises (and with the marital track record of most politicians, that would be a miracle), then we are, unfortunately, doomed, because it then goes to the desk of a President who is 1) desperate to show that he does anything besides play golf and obstruct justice and 2) happy to be able to prove that he can sign his own name.

And that's how government works.

Keep the pressure on your members of Congress; it's not over yet.